across mo picture make-up

BRACE YOURSELF HERE THEY COME...

ashley was looking particularly tan, so i snooki-fied her!

please observe the arch in the background!

if he could talk he would be saying, " colonel mustard, in the kitchen, with the lead pipe... dum, dum, duuuum"

president reagan: "shawn mayer, tear down this wall!"

was a hooka virgin. not anymore.

artsy fartsy

words to live by.

a karate kid at "the karate kid"! and he has a mohawk!!!