Study weekend...

"now i lay me down to study,

i pray the lord i won't go nutty;

and if i fail to learn this junk

i pray the lord that i won't flunk.

but if i do, don't pity me at all

just lay my bones in the study hall;

tell my teacher i did my best

then pile my books upon my chest.

now i lay me down to rest,

i pray i'll pass this week's tests.

if i should die before i wake

that's three less tests i'll have to take."

author unknown

(with some modifications from me)